Zooey Deschanel.

More and more people are telling me that I remind them of Zooey Deschanel. They say: "You're always singing like Zooey Deschanel." "You're awkward like Zooey Deschanel." "You're funny like Zooey Deschanel." "You kind of look like Zooey Deschanel." Here's the scary thing-as much as I'm aware that Zooey Deschanel is the IT girl, she annoys the hell out of me. Granted, she can sing and was in "Elf" and she wears cute skirts, this I will give her. But to me, she tries too hard, isn't naturally funny and makes her eyes way too large for no apparent reason. Honestly, I almost wish some of the stuff that came out of my mouth so naturally would stop somewhere before rolling out. Today I told a guy that the inside of his sweatshirt looks like a sheep that he could name Ralph. Um, who says that?! Anyway. Back to Zooey...Her zaniness often comes across to me as a chick who doesn't have much of a clue. I'll tell you what, I've got a clue. .Sometimes I even think she could use a slap in the face. Not a whack mind you, just a civilized slap. Well, though I remind people of Zooey, and I actually have a clue, I'm not the blowing up the national scene like she is. I will BLOW YOUR MIND, this much is true. But it seems awfully unfair that this girl, who is a more annoying version of me, seems to be getting all of the limelight. I wonder if I have to become more annoying in order to be successful? This would be annoying, becoming more annoying. Oh well. Well, in conclusion: I am not Zooey Deschanel. I give her props on her limelight action and I feel positive that my time will come. Or not. Or yes. The end. Bad blog.