Trapped in the Closet Fund!

OH MY GOD. I'm not an avid OMGer but this totally warrants it: R. Kelly has written 32 new chapters to "Trapped in the Closet". CAN YOU STAND IT?! I CANNOT! I CANNOT, I TELL YOU! SIMPLY CANNOT!!! This hands down is the most excited I've felt for life in a long time. Oh, and I definitely bought Chapters 1-22  for a dear friend's Christmas gift.

Here's the juice from TMZ:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/21/r-kelly-trapped-in-the-closet-32-new-chapters/http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/21/r-kelly-trapped-in-the-closet-32-new-chapters/

R. Kelly needs funding -- AND QUICK -- because the singer tells TMZ he's ready to film THIRTY TWO new chapters of his legendary hip-hopera "Trapped in the Closet" ... but he needs financial backing first. 

When we last saw "Trapped" ... the year was 2007 and Kelly had released 22 chapters, involving a little person who crapped his pants ... a neighbor with the spatula ... and a pimp with the stuttering problem. 

Now, Kelly -- who was leaving an L.A. gym yesterday -- tells us he wants to continue the saga -- "but it costs a lot of money to do ... so we're actually looking for investors."

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We need to all pull together and start an R. Kelly fund IMMEDIATELY. He may be a total sleaze, but he is also a total genius.

Exhibit A:

=Love.