Mannequin in the Back Seat.

Multiple people referred to me as a "real elf" yesterday and one person asked me if I'm still in high school (I'm 27).. More people asked me how I'm always in a good mood to which I speedily replied that I've actually been having a bad year and have been feeling subpar, but ya know, ya gotta do what you gotta do, and that I feel very positive about the next year. They seem shocked; how can I be a singing, dancing real elf and yet have been so down. Well, it's a true story people. And I'm proud to say that I have not cried in public in quite some time. In fact, I am actually literally feeling very fine as of late. Things are looking up! In other news, I kept thinking a mannequin in the store was an actual person and repeatedly would freak out Seriously, I'd look over and do a semi-scream "AAH!"  I told a customer this and she replied, "If you think that one's bad, you should see the mannequin in the back seat of my car." Dead serious.

Also, been contemplating Christmas songs. I don't like how in "Rudolph" the singer always asks "but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" If he is the most famous reindeer, recalling him should be pretty easy, duh. And "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is straight up terrible. If you believe in Santa, that means your mom is cheating on your dad with him. TRAUMATIZING. Alternatively, if you think it's your dad in the suit that means there is no Santa and that is also very sad and traumatizing. And who really wants to see their mom make out with anyone?!




Aaand for your viewing pleasure may I please suggest "The Year Without A Santa Claus" and "Sesame Street Christmas". "The Year Without A Santa Claus" is pretty much 51 minutes of pure crack. The Heat Miser and the Snow Miser are simply amazing. And Cookie Monster steals the show in "Sesame Street". He keeps trying to contact Santa but will eat the phone and the type writer, etc, thinking they are cookies. Hilarious!!!!