V.I.B.S.

Terrifying and so not cool; a jewelry store clerk got shot in the stomach in broad daylight near me the other day.  Shooting people is so not cool. I was trying to think, maybe getting shot in the stomach would not be quite as terrible as other spots depending on what one eats? That obviously makes no sense but I was trying to make light of the situation. My roommate totally shot down this idea. She said that getting shot in the stomach would suck, especially for me because I already have IBS (irritable bowl syndrome). Ah!!! We decided that if I was to get shot in the stomach I would no longer just have the terrible IBS, I would know have VIBS (very irritable bowl syndrome) which sounds much worse. Not cool. If you really feel the need to commit a robbery, may I suggest asking politely for the goods? Not shooting? Just does not seem very nice to me or good on the body.