Horoscopes!

I read them every day and I make the same stupid wish every night at 11:11. Yet, where are the results? Though, I am VERY happy to say that Elle.com predicted both July 11th and 25th to be off days and both WERE! This is exciting! It is right about something!! Unless....and I dread to even think this....but maybe every day is an off day?! Oh brother...