I try to find the humor in the everyday. The fact that strange things tend to happen to me doesn't hurt either. This blog covers random thoughts and personal stories- from the taxi driver who played the flute WHILE driving to sending rash text messages while mercury is in retrograde (whatever that means). Normal stuff.
Monday, May 23, 2011
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things! What!
Well, I don't know what is going on in 2011 but I certainly do not feel as awesome as I could. I mean, I'm still The Shiiit big time, but something seems to be lacking. So, I started thinking about what makes me happy. And then I remembered that headbands make me happy. I used to wear headbands all of the time. Used to joke that they keep my thoughts in place. Maybe I've been more scattered because of my lack of hair flair. I am literally writing this while wearing a headband. I also really like cats. I think my quality of life was way better pre-death of Slash. Hanging out at BARC the other weekend put me in a great mood. So, I signed up to do that again. And I made a legit point of petting my pillow sheep, Axl, like he was a real cat today. Nuts, but hey, I want to be happy. I also like getting low. There was a point where I was solo dance partying nonstop. Please see video. Also please note, these are not my best moves. Repeat, not best moves! But getting low, so good! I definitely need to get back to dance class. I used to go four times a week! And I have not been in months! No wonder I feel low! Gotta get low to combat feeling low. Cooking. Cooking is fun. Tonight I sauteed kale, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes in chicken broth, red wine and olive oil, threw in some pasta and shrimp and HOLLER. Real delightful! I also made a cookie cake. I just was not in the mood to drop batter by the spoon so I just rolled that shit out. It's divine, I'm tellin' ya! I'm trying to think about what else I really like so I can do it and be happy. I know I like the color yellow and riding the Thunderbolt at Coney Island. Did you know you can request songs on that ride? AMAZING.
Off topic but a cautionary tale: do not buy knockoff garbage bags! This will happen:
Well, I don't know what is going on in 2011 but I certainly do not feel as awesome as I could. I mean, I'm still The Shiiit big time, but something seems to be lacking. So, I started thinking about what makes me happy. And then I remembered that headbands make me happy. I used to wear headbands all of the time. Used to joke that they keep my thoughts in place. Maybe I've been more scattered because of my lack of hair flair. I am literally writing this while wearing a headband. I also really like cats. I think my quality of life was way better pre-death of Slash. Hanging out at BARC the other weekend put me in a great mood. So, I signed up to do that again. And I made a legit point of petting my pillow sheep, Axl, like he was a real cat today. Nuts, but hey, I want to be happy. I also like getting low. There was a point where I was solo dance partying nonstop. Please see video. Also please note, these are not my best moves. Repeat, not best moves! But getting low, so good! I definitely need to get back to dance class. I used to go four times a week! And I have not been in months! No wonder I feel low! Gotta get low to combat feeling low. Cooking. Cooking is fun. Tonight I sauteed kale, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes in chicken broth, red wine and olive oil, threw in some pasta and shrimp and HOLLER. Real delightful! I also made a cookie cake. I just was not in the mood to drop batter by the spoon so I just rolled that shit out. It's divine, I'm tellin' ya! I'm trying to think about what else I really like so I can do it and be happy. I know I like the color yellow and riding the Thunderbolt at Coney Island. Did you know you can request songs on that ride? AMAZING.
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