May 20, 2011!

For Sarah's Birthday, we went to the Alexander McQueen exhibit at The Met. Alexander McQueen is one crazy mofo to say the least. The exhibit was really creepy and moody. McQueen was a fashion designer who labeled a lot of things "romantic" that I would not even consider wearing on a date! Ha. Really cool experience however and I highly recommend it. It's also a great test of patience-so many terrible people crowded so closely together! Ah!

The highlight of the day however was the pretzel cart pictured above. Wow. A slice of heaven indeed! An all natural hot dog topped with mustard and sauerkraut in a  PRETZEL BUN!! Can you even imagine such things?! And for the small fee of $3! Well, Holy Cow!

In other news, idiot parade is out in full force. Union Square was a madhouse for tomorrow we are all going to die types. For some reason, they were dressed in nightgowns? I am all for dresses, but perhaps in an ascension I'd opt for something that would hide the lady parts. But then again, fuck it! All very strange!

Yesterday I went into Big D's to scope out the scene and spotted a hipster dude scoping out the very smallest sizes of ladies wife beaters. For one, the term "ladies wife beaters" is kind of weird. Secondly, he was literally holding the shirts up against his chest. Horrified, I had to quickly leave the store.

A sort of hot dude in a band last night asked me if I wanted to go back to his apartment...BEFORE asking me what my name was...or....really talking to me at all. I feel like a lot of girls may have gone for it but I couldn't. Bang sort of cute dude in vest or drink a beer alone and go to bed? Number 2! Number 2! Aaah! What's wrong with me?!