Judgement Day is coming!!!

Is this Judgement Day an all day event? Do I have to clear the calendar? I was in my iced coffee joint aka sketchy corner store yesterday and all these old people were talking about Judgement Day. Well, the weather is going to be bad all week, that's because we are going to die. I really wish I could get to Florida before I died. If I died, I wish I could die in Florida. Congratulations! You're all IDIOTS!!!

I made my facebook status: 

Well, if we survive Judgement Day, weather is looking good for next week!

which prompted the following comments:

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    RIght. And when is Judgement Day again? I want to plan my outfit in advance
    

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    May 21st! It's gonna be a doozy seeing who's left behind! I plan on wearing yellow for irony's sake.
    

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     Why is that ironic?
    

    25 minutes ago · 
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     Well, maybe because it is just really cheery? Or maybe because everyone else uses the meaning of irony wrong so I figured I would too. Not sure.
    

    24 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
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    I'm really intrigued by this. The 21st will come and go and all the morons that actually think the world will end are going to be horribly wrong. But, they will obviously come up with some reason as to why the world didn't end. Morons.
    

    22 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
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     I just prayed to Jesus on this and HE said that judgement day was January 2nd, 43 A.D. and that we are descendants of the "left behind" and that we should "suck it up".
    

    7 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
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     Hahahahaha! I'm glad Jesus got back to you. He's been ignoring my calls. I think that sounds about right though. I mean, could it really get any worse?! Suck it up people!
    

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    •  I'm impressed how far they've gone to advertise Judgement Day. Subway posters? Bus Wraps? A big budgetary step up from the normal people handing out pamphlets in the subway.
      

      23 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
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       Yeah, great marketing! I wonder if I need to clear my calendar Saturday. Just how long is all this judging supposed to last?
      

      20 minutes ago · 
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       http://judgementday2011.com/
      

      19 minutes ago · 
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       Well, it's been great knowing you guys!
      

      18 minutes ago · 
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       At least I get to celebrate my birthday on Friday without the looming fear of a Doomsday Earthquake...oh wait...
      

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       I ♥ that May 21 is his *revised* date. They were wrong about 1994, but they've definitely got it this time!
      

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       Kristen, 5/21 is basically just the beginning of the end. We'll have 5 months of torture and devastation before the world REALLY ends on 10/21. In that case, can we please hang out next week and enjoy the nice weather?
      

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