No, I'm not moving, Harlem Brian.

I met this dude at work last September and went back to his apartment and made out with him. Don't get all judgmental. This is a rarity and also who cares. The dude's name is Brian. He lives in Harlem. I call him Harlem Brian. During this time period, I was suffering from a crazy roommate and was considering moving. Since then, H.B. would RANDOMLY text me asking if I had moved. Every time I would respond "no, not moving." He came to a show in the spring and I was working. He came over, said hi, and asked "did you move?" "No, I'm not moving." I saw him tonight at a different show. He came over and said hi. Then he asked me "did you move?" NO HARLEM BRIAN. I DID NOT MOVE. I also am glad we are not dating because evidently you are an idiot!