Of course my cab driver talked to me the entire way home. He likes Chinese and Italian food but he can't eat Italian every day. He also is a big fan of rice and beans. He loves ginger. He is delighted by KFC but saddened that the one on McGuinness closes early. He is not delighted by lesbians in his car. He has nothing against lesbians but twice, two ladies have tried to use his car as a "hotel". He had to tell them to stop. When the lesbians got mad, he was honest with them-seeing two ladies get it on will give him an erection. It's hard driving with an erection. The ladies retaliated with "show us your dick then!" He did not understand. If they are lesbians, why do they want to see my dick?! Ah. Now if he sees two girls drunk and holding hands he will turn on his off duty lights because it is just uncomfortable driving with a hard on. THIS CONVERSATION LASTED SO LONG.
Of course my landlord's 19 year-old son was once again getting home at the same time as me. This time he handled the key situation.
I had three egg rolls tonight. I do not remember the last time I have had an egg roll. They were ravishing but holy moly I'm going to have a stomach ache. Death by egg roll.
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