Suspender Dickwad!

It's been almost a week but I am still reeling over the suspender wearing dickwad who was a patron at last Sunday's show. First off, he was not wearing suspenders with purpose. They were not holding anything up whatsoever. If anything, dude looked straight up disheveled. This clown tells my friend he wants to close out his tab so she runs his credit card. Then he pulls major attitude with her and demands how she knew he wanted to use that card. Ah, duh. She calmly explains how when someone says they want to close their tab it usually means they want to pay with the given card but if they prefer to pay a different way, they would mention it. He gets to talking. Evidently, he found some guy's wallet and wanted to use THAT guy's card to pay for his drinks. Suspender Dickwad said he planned to return the wallet and tell the man about the drinks he had purchased. SD thought that it was noble for him to even tell the man. "It's all about community," he kept saying. And we kept saying, "YOU ARE WRONG!" SD argued that the man probably would have rewarded him and that he is saving the man trouble by rewarding himself first. He went on to say, "It's like telling someone you love them first." UM NO!!!! Telling someone you love them first is NOT the same as stealing! No buddy! Can only imagine your childhood. You may think SD was joking but dude was DEAD SERIOUS. I told him we do not care about what he is saying enough to discuss it. He called us bitches. If we see him on the street we may punch him in the throat. Big time.