Fat Does Not Flush!

I'm pretty smart, but sometimes I can be an idiot.


For instance, tonight I made a KILLER burger on the good ol' George Forman-knock out the fat! It was divine! I even melted Babybell cheese on it! BUT. I decided it would be a good idea to pour the grease into the toilet. BAD IDEA. Grease does not flush. I tried multiple times but then had to resort to scooping the fat out with a plastic cup. Ah, really?!


Reminds me of Slash (my beloved dead cat). When he was a little tyke, he used to poop under my old school claw tub. I had to pick up his goods and flush them in the toilet. One time, he went so much under there that my toilet got clogged. My cat clogged my toilet. Aah...

This also reminds me of when I helped my cousin paint her apartment. She pulled an idiot and poured the left over paint down the tub. Her then boyfriend was definitely like, "Katie! What are you doing?!" "Ugh, I really messed up this time."