Does this happen to anyone else: you haven't talked to someone in at least 36 minutes, and then, bam! A person is there. You're stirring your cappuccino and you look up and there's that person. Of course, you have to say hi because it's the polite thing to do, but it's like you've forgotten to how to speak in your normal voice. Thus, you say "hello" in a sketchy deep man's voice even though you're real voice is semi-high. Then, in your head you're like, what the heck was that? And next thing you know you're apologizing for speaking in such a crazy voice.
Also, I don't really like cappuccinos, yet I'm sitting here with a large.
Additionally, lately when I order salads and request honey mustard dressing, I end up legit getting straight up mustard. While I definitely see the similarities, they're not the same.
Gonna go drink more of this disgusting cappuccino. ..
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