I forgot how sick I am of the saying "no worries". People throw that back like it's water or something. For one, I never said I was worried, thanks though. And for two, when a phrase is used that much, it loses its meaning. Thirdly, use the phrase correctly if you are going to use it. Last night, someone asked me where the bathroom was or something along those lines and then said "no worries" after I told her. Fuck off. People that use that phrase say it in such a "I'm so carefree" way. Eat it. And it's almost like they're doing you a favor somehow. Like they're insinuating that you're worked up or they want you to know they're not. It's dumb.
Another rant.
Singer/songwriter pussy shit. Oh, I'm so sad, let me cover La Roux's "Bulletproof" acoustic. No thanks. Sorry none of your relationships have worked out and you're crying on stage. Thank you and move on.
Also, please tip your waitress/bartender. Rough times. Granted, the majority of the crowd was foreign. There was one American dude who accidentally slipped his keys in my tip jar. I got them out for him and he said "I put some quarters in there too. You can keep those." Oh, well gee thanks. I do love laundry. Also, they weren't quarters, they were nickels. He said "I'm broke". I said he could have gotten a cheaper beer.
The end! A merry day awaits us!
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