February was the longest shortest month ever. Sure, there is plenty to report and yeah, maybe in 3 months, I'll actually get to it. But since I really only liked one day out of the month, let's just let it be for now. Actually though, I really did like seeing GWAR. I was pretty depressed prior the show (boys, man) but the actual show was so insane it is literally impossible to be in poor spirits. They're essentially rock monsters. They have guns that shoot "blood" onto the audience. It's amazing. I laughed a lot. Unfortunately I was not in the proper area for a blood bath but I did throw cups. That's irrelevant but it was fun. I also went to Motorhead in February. That was something. Not as entertaining as GWAR though obviously they rocked it. My friend and I were on the immediate outskirts of the moshpit, quite terrifying. So many sweaty, large men getting thrown on me. I'm always surprised at my strength as I body check them off of me. At one point, this dude Kyle, lifted me up in the air by my CHEST, right above him. Ya just never know...
Anyhoo, this week has been a shitter, literally. I've been sick all week. This stomach is surely not made of steel. So, Monday I got back to my apartment around 3pm and could not move. I'm all achy and feel terrible town. I uncomfortably lay there, wallowing in my thoughts, an alien growing in my stomach til around midnight. when I attempt the long overdue trip to the bathroom. Well, bad news bears, I pass out in the bathroom ha. I remember being a quarter of the way with it with one arm IN the TOILET BOWL. Thankfully, I had flushed already. I somehow managed to get out the door before I passed out again. Also, a good thing is that my roommate heard me and came to my rescue with orange juice. I was a hot mess. It took me a good 5 minutes before I figured out if I had taken my contacts out or not (I hadn't). I didn't make it back to my bed for another hour....
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