Oh and...

My former co-worker, the girl who played the trumpet in her cult's band, emailed me about THE WORLD WIDE MOVEMENT! Good to know she is still going strong. I almost wish I still worked with her so I'd see how she'd be around December 2012. I'm sure she'd be reminding me to sacrifice myself or else die. She did that in the past and it was like 2010.  It is weird getting these kind of emails. It's like the cult's version of being on a band list. Or...one time I met this guy at a bar and he told me he wanted to send me his writings so I gave him my email. Next thing you know, he has included me in receiving the newsletter that he sends out to his family. He's sending this newsletter to his entire family and to me, a girl he met once at a bar. SO WEIRD. Especially when in one such newsletter, he casually mentioned that he knocked up a girl, and then went back to discussing the latest book he has read. Here's an example of things he has written: "Jesus Christ didn't exist between the age of 13 and 31. Too bad. Otherwise I suppose I'd have a good manual for my life right about now. First, any reflections/explanations on Christianity's handling of those crucial 18 years of life. Second, do you think we've developed away from the old sages' world views? How can Abraham account for something like International AIDS Relief or Xanax?"


WHAT?!


Very strange these email lists I get myself on.