Yuck.

So much terribleness to discuss but let's just say for now, I have a splinter in my left foot and ate moldy grapes today. Well, yesterday now. I also had two beers spilled on me at work and when I went to declog the toilet the shit got on me. SO GROSS. Additionally, idiot parades. This one dude asked me for a business card REPEATEDLY. He said he hangs them up on his wall to mark where he's been. Great, you're 13. I told him REPEATEDLY we didn't have any. Eventually I offered up a business card a guy had given me. Dude acted offended as if HE was the dude I'm not calling. Brother. My foot really hurts. Much like entry "My Shit Is Dying" this is just summing it up, not actual roots of problems.