Rejected Again.

Charlie and I spotted another hot homeless guy today. We asked him if he wanted food and he rejected us. WHAT DO YOU WANT THEN? Sorry we don't have heroin. Did you want to come home with us? Watch me ask this dude to come home and he says no. Not good for the self-esteem. Not good at all. Last time Charlie and I bought a homeless dude a hot dog he requested two. We didn't think of it until we came back and all of a sudden there was his hot homeless girlfriend. So now on dates I have to pay for you and your girlfriend? This is getting to be bad for the soul. At least in Boston when I'd buy homeless dudes food they never had girlfriends. They were never very sexy though.