Showing posts with label rags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rags. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Great hair day/Sinatra!

I'm having an exceptionally good hair day and no one is around to notice it.  First world problem big time.  I'd consider taking a picture of it but I don't know how to take a picture of myself without looking like THAT GIRL.  You know that girl who takes pics of herself on her webcam and is pretty gross yet everyone likes her photos.  Except I don't have a webcam (and don't sit around taking pis of myself).  I have a phone I bought on amazon.  Anyway, the only breathing creatures around me to ask to take a photo of my hair are Rags and a couple of wild turkeys in my back yard.  Exciting stuff out here in the country.

In addition, after having a go-getter Monday, I have not accomplished a damn thing today.  After staring at my computer for two hours or so, while taking breaks to get low and check out the turkeys, I found the willpower to respond to two whole emails.

Since I've basically come to terms with the fact that I'm a waste of space today, I have refocused my attention for the last 45 minutes on deciding between going for a run and making myself an iced coffee.

Today's gonna be a long one!

Thank the high heavens for this amazing video highlighting the Great Ol' Blue Eyes' letter to Mike Royko.


Best lines ever:

1."Quite frankly, I don't understand why people don't spit in your eye three or four times a day."
2. "I will allow you to pull my "hairpiece". If it moves, I will give you another $100,000, if it does not, I punch you in the mouth. How bout it?"

More guys need to be like this.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Cat in box.

I KNOW today is going to be an amazing day because when I got up this morning I came out of my room to see Rags maxin' in the W.B. Mason box. Cat in box is much like the banana phone-never gets old.

Also, the sun is shining, birds are chirping, and I'm going to hang out with Ca$h Bird in Providence tonight! Booh-yah!

And I went to Home Depot today, gotta love the smell of wood.

In other news, as I'm always trying to better myself, I've decided I need to work on embodying the attitude of an NBA player and also that of Joan Rivers. Aggressive, focused, and ruthless.