The other day one of my students was talking about her parents. I asked her how they met. She casually said, "they were cousins." Then her face changed as reality sunk in. "THEY WERE COUSINS? COUSINS? IS THAT OKAY?!" she repeated for literally three minutes. I responded with, "Yeah, totally fine. I mean, not having cousins makes dating really hard these days."
True story.
She went on. "There's so much crying?"
Me: "Crying? Who's crying?"
Student: "I don't know. Everyone is crying. They can't find anyone to date and they cry. It's like, you've got ten years, then you can start worrying." You know, until you're like 21, she is basically saying.
I found this all to be quite funny.
Anyway. I'm completely over winter/boys/ACCESS test (standard mandatory blahs that I have to administer).
This one dude I saw on Tinder totally used the pics of a famous Polish actor and claimed to be him. Took me like a day to figure it out. Should have taken me no time because there are literally no guys that attractive in the New England region. Shocking though, hot Polish guys?! I lived in a very Polish neighborhood and there were no hot guys there.
Winter is the worst. It takes me ten minutes to walk one feet.
People are the second worst.
Testing is lame.
I am going to go shop for a palm tree now.
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