Kindergarten.

Today I subbed for a kindergarten class.

Here are some observations:

1. Kindergartners are cute and shorter than me.
2. The majority of the class cried for the first 45 minutes of the day because they missed their moms.
3. Crying kids forgot to tell me that they are buying lunch.
4. The one kid that didn't cry said he didn't like his mom because she yelled too much.
5. Be careful where you step during and after snack. I ended up with pink yogurt on my dress and chocolate pudding on my shoe.
6. Be sure to allot enough time to help zip zippers and tie shoes.
7. A kid may have an "accident".
8. 99% of the class likes talking at the exact same time
9. 1% of the class is too shy to even speak his name.
10. 25% of the class will want to go to the nurse 50% of the time.