Of course, having a computer that is not on the verge of death would help in this matter....
Anyway, since the last entry, way back in the fall, much has gone down.
For instance, September 8th-DEAD CAT!!!!!!!! This sucked hardcore to say the least. This is how it went down: Come home from work circa 5 pm, Slash greets me at the door. His collar is missing. This disappoints me so for it took me months to get it. Damn peeps at the pet place, not so reliable. The collar was pretty badass too, fish bones, etc. Anyway, collar missing. Cats are notorious for ripping those guys off so I didn't think too much about it.
So, anyway, I get home from dance around 10:00 pm to DEAD FUCKING CAT!!! That's right, DEAD CAT!!! Slash is laying infront of my window, tail poofed out, eyes open, DEAD. I am DEVASTATED, in SHOCK!, sad!!!!! The first people I think to call are my parents. Naturally, they are on vacation in damn mountains and have no phone reception whatsoever. I did not realize this and just thought they had turned off their phones. I left messages such as: "It'd be really great if you turned on your phone because my cat is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!", etc.
Charlie ended up coming over. Since I was devastated in one of those we could die at any moment moods, I made her come with me to see if Taco Boy was working so I could hit on him. He was not. That's a whole nother story. Nother?? Is that a word?! Anyway, we then went to Matchless and I got bent. I bonded big time with the bouncer, Lou (?), and yelled "my cats dead" as boys walked by. They ran over to me.
Jane and her boy Carl/Karl burried Slash in the yard next to mine. I burried him with a note and one of his favorite toys and made a tombstone. A couple of weekends later, I came out of my apartment to find random people digging up the yard. WTF.
Wednesday, September 9th-new landlord informed me that my rent would be going up "slightly", from $700 to $1000. No big deal.
RIP Slash
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